This post comes with a disclaimer. I don't care for bathroom humor and certainly don't encourage it in my kids, but this was just funny.
On our way to school yesterday, Wyatt and I had a not so unusual conversation about his insatiable appetite. He, however, had some unusual information to impart.
I told Wyatt that he eats more than anyone I know except maybe Zach. Wyatt responded that he eats more than Zach. Our conversation continued like this.
me: Wyatt, where do you put all that food? You stay so skinny.
Wyatt: When you eat food it becomes poop. When you drink, it becomes pee. That's where it goes.
Before I could say another thing, Wyatt piped up with, "I figured that out all by myself." nice, huh?
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